The Chauvinist Song

This song is on Dan Fogelberg's "Live at Carnegie Hall" CD and album


I was never much for making romance
I was never much for making love
Till you came to me and showed me how it could be if we tried
Then you opened me up and found a heart inside

I was never much on sending flowers
I was never much on bringing wine
Till you came to me and showed me how it could be if we tried
Then you went away and taught me how to cry

If you ever get as lonely
As I do most everyday
Call...
No matter where you are...
No matter near or far...
But don't reverse the charge
No chick is worth that much
Don't reverse the charge

~~~ Dan Fogelberg ~~~

When hearing Dan introduce this song he stated;
"This is without a doubt the most singularly chauvinistic tune I've ever written."
When he got to the ending the audience also laughed as well as applauded and cheered.