I come home, you're sitting in the
dark you've done nothing all day but
Get ready
And the way you look and the way you smell it makes a girl
Go heady
Now you're spread out on the table mmmm what a thrill
I'm gonna go at you till I've had my fill
Love inspires love songs and I've penned one or two
Here's one for you baby and it's long overdue
This is a song for you food
You're hot you're cold you're always in the mood
So glad to see me you don't cop an attitude
You know what I like - Food
Food I am so sorry that I never deigned to thank you
for all that you've been
It's been you when I'm sad, you when I'm lonely
It's been you through thick and through thin
And when my heart broke so bad that I thought I should have died
You took the saving form of something deep-fried
And when I was a pimpled loser, back in seventh grade
All my friends abandoned me, but you stayed
CHORUS
Those ladies on the StairMaster and stationary bike
Well it looks to me like they're all on some sort of hunger strike
A tragic ticking time bomb, you know one's gonna go nuts
A hostage situation binging at a Dunkin Dounuts
But it's OK it's just a phase they'll be back for sure
Cause I myself have tried to leave you so many times before
(food rap)
I've been so unfaithful but you always took me in
Food, I'm going back to you and I aint never going away again
Food fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh food
Just four things keep me from being thinner
Breakfast lunch, snack and dinner
But I'll be just fine in a nuclear winter
Kate Moss will die.
And if we're in a plane crash and might have to eat each other
You'll look at my thighs and you're heart will start to flutter
They've been crafted for years from pancakes and butter mmm mm mm
I love ya twinkie! I love ya pot pie!
Strudel man you rock!
Fondue, what can I say? You're food on a stick. You're dipped in
chocolate or cheese.
No human being on earth can give me that kind of pleasure. None.
Food, Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuh Food.
~~~ Deirdre Flint ~~~
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