She looks good in black. 
She looks good in white,
She looks good in Lycra 
Or anything tight
She looks good in earth-tones
She looks good in red
I think she'd look really good
With a spike through her head
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend,
Knows Tai Chi and her legs are waxed
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend. 
I've got a funny feeling he won't
Be coming back.

Well, when I first saw them together
I was more than surprised,
She stood at 5 foot 8, blond hair blue eyes
I said, "it figured that he'd rebound 
With a bimbo after me,"
They said, "She's Harvard educated
In biotechnology."
"Well, okay so she can add
And she looks good in a skirt,
Bet she's a selfish little princess 
Who treats him like dirt."
They said, "She just bought him a Volvo
She cooks, she cleans
She spent three years digging ditches
With the Peace Corps in Benin."
"Well, OK, I'll give her that
But I bet their love life is bland."
They said, "She knows the Kama Sutra
Like the back of her hand."
I said, "Now playing the guitar that's
Something I know she can't do,"
I heard someone say, 'You're right
But frankly, either can you."

She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
Knows her way around the Red Sox stats
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
And female intuition tells me
He won't be coming back

When I dumped his butt a month ago
He was supposed to pine away
Well, he's looking pretty healthy
In fact each time I see him
He gets better looking to me every day

She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
There's no hope with a girl like that
She's my old boyfriend's new girlfriend
And would you like to bet 
That he won't be coming back.

She can parallel park without any hassle
She feng shuied the whole Hearst Castle
She runs a 10 K in 30.05
And all her Schrodinger's cats survive
She stopped a civil war
Iin an Eastern Bloc nation
She found the fourth planet
In the Virgo constellation
On her lunch break
     ......With a magnifying glass

~~~ Deidre Flint ~~~

Http://deirdreflint.com 

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